Did you think that the return of the eighties swimwear promoted by the remake of 'The Watchers of the beach' was what we needed to ask the world to stand and thus get off it with some dignity? Then get ready to become the fourth member of the Destiny's Child or a kind of Christina Aguilera of the Dirty era without the possibility of begging the world for a little break. We say it because the parades of the spring / summer 2018 collections have brought with them the love for low-rise trousers. So low, in fact, that shamelessly show the bones of the hip and of course - and here many will throw their hands to the head -, the panties or the body. Because this trend has triumphed on the catwalk with pants chandlers and swimsuits or lycra bodies, which do not hesitate to be shown with pride.

We know that this proposal is not suitable for all silhouettes, because wearing the pants so low will make the side bums are exposed and not all have the side bums (which are nothing but the sides of the glorious buttocks) of Nicki Minaj. Rihanna presents in this collection this trend of the hand of swimsuits aesthetic surfer and oversize pants with belts 100% athleisure in shades fluorine. And if at this point you think that only the most gangsta firms are the ones that bet on this current (and that you can still escape from their jaws), you are very wrong, miss. Because Tom Ford takes this trend to the sexiest and most refined universe with his bet for a total look of sand tonalities in which the body, of infinite size, is combined with oversize pants with low sleeves and fuchsia heels. And if Tom Ford proposes it, it's a matter of weeks before we see him on the red carpet in glam

Because running away from this trend is going to be complicated, because it's not just the catwalk that bets for it. The triad of current trendsetters, Kendall Jenner, Bella and Gigi Hadid, has already adopted it. And if the Charlie's Angels of fashion have already signed up for the Paris Hilton aesthetic, everything seems to announce that soon we will all have this kind of pants in our closet. So it is to be expected that this fall we will have to make lateral and oblique plates to carry this trend, so it is time to thank the thermometers and the sky for forcing us to wear long jackets that hide what the gym does not has been able to file.

If Gigi wants to wear her oversize jeans with a camel body or if Kendall can afford to wear her own with a transparent mesh body, we are very happy for them, but the rest of the mortals will be grateful to be able to combine these mixes with jackets that allow us to digest without having to be putting gut. And we also do not need the waistline to be so low that it leaves our love handles or our thong in excess, that we do not live in a Britney Spears video clip, right?...

In short, while the proposals spring / summer 2017 McQueen and Roberto Cavalli bet on low-rise pants, the brands now raise the bet by combining them in the SS18 season with bodies in sight that make us look like outputs of a video clip of Aaliyah . While many media talk about the return of the 'peekaboo pelvis', what we want to make clear is that we are going to miss the empire of high-waisted pants. Because although at one point we were uncomfortable, they made us see that we could wear crop tops with them without feeling guilty for not having killed us doing sit-ups.

We asked the designers to put on fashion oversize jumpsuits like the one Rihanna wore in the video 'We Found Love' so that we can let our gut walk calmly through our pants without needing to hold our breath. Not the appetite, of course. It is more: dear fashion ... As much as you insist on proposing trends that require sculptural bodies to be able to wear them, from Vanitatis we tell you that we think to take them with curves -or without them- and crazy. Because doing what you want does really respond with the R & B aesthetic, even more, if possible, than teaching the bones of the hip. If there is any bone there, because the one who signs the text does not find any.